May 5, 2010
Me: Lucy, you never turned off the TV.
Lucy: No, I didn't. What are you gonna do; cry about it?
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April 27, 2010
Lucy (while watching Lord of the Rings): I miss the lizard!
Me: What lizard?
Lucy: The lizard that fell. I miss him.
Me: Oh! You mean the WIZARD!
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April 25, 2010
Lucy: I have a little butt. And I'm cute.
Me: And you're humble.
Lucy: I'm not humble.
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April 14, 2010
Lucy (after coming out of the bathroom): I didn't pee because I don't feel like wiping.
Me: Well, you have to pee when you get up in the morning. You'll end up having an accident or getting a bellyache. You could have asked for help. ...Are you boycotting peeing?
Lucy: ...I don't want to talk about it.
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April 10, 2010
Jocco: I think she ate about three-quarters of the popcorn.
Lucy: Nope! I ate four-quarters!
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April 7, 2010
Lucy: Mum, I hope I have a tattoo soon.
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February 23, 2010
Lucy: My SackGirl's name is Little Miss Miracle. Otis told me - in Spanish.
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February 23, 2010
Lucy: What's the name of this song?
Me: I'm not sure.
Lucy: Let's call it . . . Dumpster Movers!
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February 2, 2010
Lucy: Mama, my hip hurts.
Me: Your hip hurts? Where?
Lucy: Right here. I have a hipache!
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January 15, 2010
Me: What kind of animal is that?
Lucy: A binney kig!
Me: You mean, a guinea pig?
Lucy: Yup.
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